Saturday, October 3, 2009

The Quintessential Conglomeration of College Quotes

The fool doth think that he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
~Touchstone, William Shakespeare's As You Like It

Why must Portia and Desi have all the fun of writing down chuckle and giggle inducing quotations? I must have my share in this lingual romp!

"My apple is bipolar." ~ Catherine

"I want to be a cadaver when I grow up." ~ Matt

"Check out my knee!" ~ Meg

"My fish committed suicide" ~ Matt

"What a creepy creeper" ~ Jenna

"What is a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?" ~ Michael
"A termite" ~ Katie

"Ooh, a stairwell! We should sing something!" ~ Michael

2 comments:

  1. YAY! I'm so glad this is catching on. :D It's amazing what laughter can simply be derived from random soundbites taken out of context. :)

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  2. The thing is now whenever I hear something remotely humorous I automatically think, "QUOTEBOOK, QUOTEBOOK!!!!". Which then causes people to look at me in a rather puzzled and bemused manner. Then, of course, I think to myself, "Did I just say that out loud?!"...

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