Because I haven't done this in a while...

Quotebook time!!

Oh, please. You know you're excited.

"Hey! I found a sub, so you don't have to teach!" ---Mary, to a confused and befuddled Renee

"What up, homeskillet buscuit face?" ---Ben Share

"My inner ear itches. Seriously."---Lainey, while puppeteering a Pigeon

"Chuck doesn't hold a candle to you. He holds a flame-thrower to you and fries you into Brittany McNuggets!"--Sam

"Don't associate llamas with muslims."--Brittany

The Quintessential Conglomeration of College Quotes

The fool doth think that he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

~Touchstone, William Shakespeare's As You Like It

Why must Portia and Desi have all the fun of writing down chuckle and giggle inducing quotations? I must have my share in this lingual romp!

"My apple is bipolar." ~ Catherine

"I want to be a cadaver when I grow up." ~ Matt

"Check out my knee!" ~ Meg

"My fish committed suicide" ~ Matt

"What a creepy creeper" ~ Jenna

"What is a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?" ~ Michael

"A termite" ~ Katie

"Ooh, a stairwell! We should sing something!" ~ Michael

Quotebook Time!

When Grammer Just Gets You...


Those memorable quotes that result from our inability to correctly use the English language, those fatal slips of the tongue, and other such joys.

"My grammar has taken up permanent residence outside of the window." --Rebecca


"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when guys are grey. You'll never know, ear, how much I love you." ---Sienna, age 3 1/2

"I need toilet paper for my teeth." ---Bekah Mogo

"Sometimes you have to let the germs be free."--Renee

"Rebecca, stand up, I want to see your pants."--Brittany

"Those Latineans."--Lainey
"a.k.a. ROMANS."-- Renee

"That's like a Freudian carcrash." --Mara

I Can Do the Quotebook, Too!

Look, Desdemona, I, too, can post random and embarrassing quotations from my fellow humans.

"Ah yes, the egg-circle prop." --My beloved Math tutor, Mr. Lehman.

"Eww, they're just like legs, but arms!" --Bridget

Quotebook Time!

Your Weekly Quotes!!



~The Old Favorites Edition~

Classic quotes that warm the heart and tickle the funnybone.

"Why would you want to go to Canada? It's like Minnesota squared."--Mara

"I look like a neo-feminist."---Becca

"I like your feet."---Hannah

"*gasp* Poor Bach! His nose is trapped in the confines of some vaccuum bag."--Catherine

"You can never have a Hegland."--Mary

and...

"You're in the quotebook, deaf one!"---Mara

Quotebook Time!

An old favorite:
"Some people get their ears pierced in their nose." --- Lukey R.

:):):)

And the most recent entry:

"Lainey, stop the torture!" ---Megan

(don't worry-no people or animals were harmed. :))

Quotebook Time!

Okay, at the risk of making you all sick of my posting...

I'm about to introduce you to a good friend of mine:

The one and only...

QUOTEBOOK.

And every week, I'd like to post a recent entry from the quotebook...If you hate this idea, just post a comment telling me so.
I will promptly and kindly ignore it. :)

Ahem.

I will post a personal favorite of mine:

"I just sit in my bedroom eating facial hair."

~~~Mara


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